Sploinky Doinky

stealing in discord slang

"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"

by Tainted Farmer December 7, 2022

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

Splunky

Funky slut

“She is so splunky”said Eva

“Yeah she is” said Liam

by Splunky peps February 10, 2020

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

kabloinky sploinky

A polite way to say fuck.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna kabloinky sploinky your mum mate"
Guy 2: "..What?"
Guy 1: "Search it up on Urban Dictionary.."
Guy 2: "Oh."
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: "So how was work?"

by real jesus h christ almighty June 2, 2023

Sponky

When someone has a struggle for walking straight.

M: Look how sponky they are, lets go help!

by Hornby November 3, 2019

Sponky

Liverpool colloquialism:
A used condom. Typically one discarded outdoors.

"Eeee! look at that sponky floating in the river"

by friction69 August 19, 2020