Splitcock

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.

"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."

by Razor Jones November 25, 2006

spitback

after ejaculating in another male, female or koala bear's mouth, they attempt to put the cum back into your penis through your coinslot (hole at end of penis)

john: "beej(a fit woman) gave me spitback the other night"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"

by Chris blud May 13, 2008

Splitface

The face that is pulled when a female splits their Hymen due to strenuous activities

I swear she pulled a massive Splitface after running that last race!

by pedoFail December 9, 2010

shitback

the art of quickly replying to someone shitting on you with an even better reply that outshits them.

Nicole: ....okay cool Sean Murray
Dayshon: Fuck you Nicole....
Dayshon to Morgan: Damn Morgan why dont i have a shitback when i need it.

by Sean Murray-Manuel May 7, 2010

shitback

A person who is regularly subjected to the wiping of dog faeces onto his back without his knowledge

Oi, shitback, you've got shit on your back!

by andy January 19, 2004

spitback

After ejaculating in another male, female or koala bear's mouth, they attempt to put the cum back into your penis through your coinslot (hole at end of penis)

john: "beej(a fit woman) gave me spitback the other night"
matt: "fun?"
john: "yh man, when straight back in like posting a letter through a door"

by Chris blud May 13, 2008

SPLATBACK

Occured while performing anal sex with partner when they fart half way through and poo comes out on ones member/ lower abdomen.

*bang *bang *prrrrrp* (splatback) "EUGH"

by NEZZA MCNIBBLE January 19, 2008