split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2006

split

To release flatulance from one's anus.

Omg shane, wtf did you just split ass???

by AwsomeAl January 3, 2008

splits

sunglasses

"popped the splits over and tossed."

by noixz January 15, 2009

split

The overall length of a birds gash from front to back!

jesus your split right round to your back, and it stinks. or you gotta split ass slag.

by A.B. eavers November 5, 2003

Split Second Splits

Doing the splits quickly and unexpectedly; without warning

(On the ski slope)

Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!

Nathan: Now why would you say that?

Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!

by erzebet333 July 25, 2010

split

really high on dope

He is all split.

by dakota bongwater February 7, 2004

split

Used as a slang expression for something interesting and entertaining or cool

Your shirt's so split!

by Zel January 21, 2005