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This looks like a great spot to light up a spleezo.
by thisandthese February 27, 2014
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HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN
OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011
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spleeder

A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.
My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!
by Radishnugget December 26, 2016
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Irk Splee

n. A popular web-writer across the net, most commonly known for her stories about Pokemon and Catscratch. Often shy but very friendly towards her fans, its rare to find a person who dislikes her
Man, I can't wait for Irk Splee's next chapter to come out! Her work is da bomb!
by Kanekoz June 6, 2010
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Cooked your own spleen

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
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Spleep

1.) A pink/purple unicorn who plays Minecraft, occasionally Fortnite, and completely BODIES Ohmygoddanny in Hypixel Duels. He makes youtube videos and streams at SpleepLIVE
2.) Man
Bro have you seen Spleep's new youtube video? He's so funny LOL!!

Wait, Spleep is a real person? What the fuck?
by tqeters March 31, 2021
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spleesh!

Exclamation often used by Amy on Futurama to express disgust, frustration etc. Synonymous with "duh!" after somebody says something stupid.
Amy: "Fry, alcohol kills brain cells."

Fry: "No I'm doesn't!"

Amy: "Spleesh!"
by overflow parking August 3, 2010
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