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The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
Get the Splanking mug.The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.
This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.
by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010
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by Jehovahs Wetness March 1, 2017
Get the clam splashing mug.A direct allusion to the 1950's American sitcom, I LOVE LUCY. In the show, the American protagonist (Lucille Ball) has a husband (Desi Arnaz) who is Cuban-born, and who occasionally makes some unintentionally humorous gaffes with English. One of these is his curious pronunciation of the word "explaining", which he always pronounces "'splainin'".
A frequent theme on the show was his discovering an entangled deception of his wife's, whereupon he'd intone sternly to her: "Lucy, I think you've got some 'splainin' to do."
Today people use the phrase both as a fond allusion to a cherished TV show, but as a way to imply that another person is at fault with something and needs to come clean.
A frequent theme on the show was his discovering an entangled deception of his wife's, whereupon he'd intone sternly to her: "Lucy, I think you've got some 'splainin' to do."
Today people use the phrase both as a fond allusion to a cherished TV show, but as a way to imply that another person is at fault with something and needs to come clean.
Example 1. When the rock group successfully showed that their record company had not promoted their poorly-selling album sufficiently, the suits at the company had some serious 'spainin' to do.
Example 2. My Rolex, my computer and my car are all gone... and you've got a bad heroin problem? I'd say you have some 'splainin' to do!
Example 2. My Rolex, my computer and my car are all gone... and you've got a bad heroin problem? I'd say you have some 'splainin' to do!
by david lincoln brooks August 5, 2008
Get the 'splainin' to do mug.A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.
Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?
by JustnIst October 11, 2020
Get the man-splaining mug.When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.
Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"
Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"
Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*
Lesbain 2: I don't get it...
Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"
Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*
Lesbain 2: I don't get it...
by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009
Get the Oyster Splashing mug.When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.
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