Spiff

Something you drop off in the toilet.

A: Dude, wanna go out and bang some chicks?
B: Sorry, I've had a bad stomach lately.. oh damnit, gotta go drop a spiff.

by marichuu July 24, 2007

Spiff

A total idiot. sombody who has wound you up, for doing nothing but being stupid.

I just got off the phone with a total spiff!

by shoomust February 13, 2009

Spiff

LIkes to fart when she wakes up everymorning, just to see how her sleep was. She likes to pick her nose, and she has BEAUTIFUL feet, i must say

all around she makes the world a happier place
love you BBFL <3

Spiff "ouch" ( fell off the fence, and ripped her pants)
ME "bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah"
Spiff " suck a big one."

by Mega faith July 11, 2010

Spiff

1. attractiveness in appearance or dress or manner.
2. A synonym for spoof, used commonly in New York.

1. "he gets by largely on pure spiff"
2. "The spiff of the movie is as funny as the movie."

by jasonguy11 September 27, 2010

Spiff

A person who is unintellectual and thinks they are better than everyone else, usually a chav

No one likes you, bloody spiff

by KiddyMcFiddler November 18, 2016

Spiff

Destroy

Opps think so I spiff it

by F8._act1ve April 17, 2019

Spiff

Another word for semen; spunk

Some anonymous person left their disgusting spiff discharge on the keyboard.

by pooooooooopybuttlemonke December 8, 2021