Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web

Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!

by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019

Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.

1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.

by Nato22 November 26, 2007

spidermaning

when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.

(can't think of example for spidermaning)

by Labac January 15, 2009

Spiderman

While fucking a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to fuck her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN!"

Cindy didn't know what 'hit' her when i showed her my spiderman!

by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008

spiderman app

It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.

*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.

by Skullcutie July 13, 2013

spiderman: turn off the dark

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.

Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.

by .why.am.i.here. April 23, 2011

Spiderface

A more intelligent way of saying “spite your face”

“Cut off your nose to Spiderface” - Jim Helpert

by Creative Casey November 16, 2020