Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.

Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.

by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008

slicking

to give head

Daisy: So what's the plan for tonight?
Samantha: Oh we're soo slicking those two guys we met today
Daisy: Oh yeahhhh!

by virginsexgoddess October 7, 2010

Slicking

When a girl licks the juices off her fingers after masturbating.

I love slicking for my boyfriend.

by awesome-slicking July 14, 2013

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

splicing

the act of changing a song only a few minutes into it because it reminds you of another song.

"Dude will you leave it on one song already and stop splicing?"
"I can't this song reminds me of that other one hold on i'll show you..."

by The Lil Rebel October 22, 2008

Schlacking

Someone who is obviously pretending to be drunk and is also being very annoying in the process!

Erin is Schlacking so much!!!!

I wish Jason would stop Schlacking he looks stupid.

by cooooooob August 9, 2010

splicing

when girls masturbate, to be more exact the art of masturbation by inserting a object into a genital opening.

anna couldnt help splicing when she watched the tape of kevin in a goat suit.

by marcia brady November 15, 2003