Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.
Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
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When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.
I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.
by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023
Get the Spermanent Address mug.The act of taking every possible measure—dietary, lifestyle, or otherwise—to maximize sperm count, motility, and overall fertility. Often used half-seriously, half-ironically in online spaces where people obsess over “optimization.”
• “Bro quit drinking, started lifting, and taking zinc supplements—he’s full-on spermmaxxing.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”
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