spectacles

1. Harry Potter glasses.
2. Circle glasses.
3. Old-timey glasses.

"Do you like my new Harry Potter glasses, Mrs. Mendoza?" asked the child. "You mean SPECTACLES." snapped the mean old teacher.

spectacles by mouthrat January 5, 2019

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Homo-Spectacle

Someone who pretends to be gay in order to gain the attention of somebody of the opposite sex.

Karen became an open homo-spectacle in order to gain the attention of Brad, claiming she scissored with Jordan.

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The act of ejaculating on your girlfriends eyeglasses.

"Sorry baby I didn't mean to make a spectacle."

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Sarvin Had sex in public.
Dina: That's a Grand negro spectacle

Person 1:FRIKIN GYARADOS IM BALD
Person 2:you can still become a sceptile

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The condition of being in doubt as to the existance of one or more of your testicles.

When the bullet went right through the crotch of his shorts, Steve was scepticle.

scepticle by MuddyG September 8, 2005

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n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

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