Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Swedophile

A condition where you being excited upon the mention of Sweden or Sverige as you may prefer to call it.

Althought you may still entertain a hatred of IKEA, what with it being shit. Sufferers find the clothes, culture, language, music and food sexually attractive.

Most notably are joint yearnings for both ABBA and Swedish girls in general as they are known to be both hot and easy.

Clive: Did you hear Filby's going back to Sweden again?

Derek: All that way for a handy J?
Clive: Yup
Derek: Man that guy is such a Swedophile!

by TheDominatingMC November 30, 2010

spermophile

A pedo who enjoys sperm, Or someone who's a sperm specialist.

Ex. Meg, Moni, and Jenny.

Spermophiles are amazing <3

by JennyMeganMonica November 3, 2011

spedophile

A person that is mentally retarded or also known as a sped that has pedophile tendencies.

That mentally challenged person over there is a spedophile..

by wenchepO0 February 8, 2009

Swedophile

1) A person who loves Sweden.

2) A Swede who loves underage children.

He was such a Swedophile I had to keep him away from both my Volvo and my children.

by mark_california December 11, 2008

spedophile

ryland gilpin... a sped and a pedophile

“ryland gilpin is a spedophile”

by gutlover34 December 2, 2018

spedophile

A person who is IN FACT a sped and likes or dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.

Person 1: She's such a spedophile.
Person 2: Exactly she's 36 and he's 7.

by niceguy313 December 23, 2019