Hip Speeding

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007

Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.

Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

Sheedlink

it means a link that says one thing but leads to another.

That link said it was the Justin Beiber memorial site but it was a sheedlink.

by MagshadeGeass November 18, 2010

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

speedflying

A flying sport much like paragliding that prides itself on letting participants graze their nutsack past rocks at speeds of up to 145km/h. Some people use skis while speedflying - this is called speedriding. When speedriding one can be even closer to the slope for longer!

Holy fkin' shit did you see John's speedflying gobro video!? He skied off a cliff, did a double barrel roll, reconnected with some fresh pow, then threw a spiral!!

by speedflyer March 26, 2019

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

speedin

the energy you get from taking speed, crank, coke, adderall, etc.

Man, I'm so speedin'. I'm gonna clean house!

by perpetualdreamer March 24, 2005