J-Speeder

The drink of choice for champions, start (and end) the night off with a bang!

Recipe for a J-Speeder

1) Shot of Bacardi 151

2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time

by WaffleFury November 18, 2011

kai spendley

A real fucking lad all the girls especially the one with the black coat a bit small and brown hair loves mr kai spendley he will fuck u up in a fight if it comes down to it but he will always do everything in his power to prevent/ignore it anyone that knows a kai spendley should respect him or ask him out or be his friend as he is one to keep

Girl: wow ur so fit I really want u to hug me in my black coat

Kai spendley: hey my name is kai spendley how about we take this to my room 😏

by SexyKaiTheLargeDickVI November 3, 2017

crashed speeder

In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder

Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?

by Columbam February 12, 2019

Single Speeder

One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater

Come down here you little Single Speeder!!

by FLiveroay June 10, 2010

seedless grapes

a sterlizied man's balls.

"well," said the urologist "eight hours from now, youll have joined the seedless grapes club".

by spoot June 20, 2008

speegle

He who knows how to party better than anyone else.

Dude dude did you see how fast that guy can chug.

Yeah he's definatly a Speegle.

by crazycajun69 July 26, 2009

skeedle-bop

a squeel, shout, or other awkard sound emitted from the mouth in the form of a pattern and or unrecognizable melody.
sometimes used when one is excited; often used in an inappropriate setting where any sound, especially skeedle-bopping, is highly disrespectful.
skeedle-bopping is used most often in order to open the door to many awkward sounds; including- but not limited to- obscure lines from disney sound-track songs, will ferrell quotes, terrible rap songs, and teacher's names. these bursts of uncalled for sounds and phrases always, without a doubt, proceed the initial skeedle-bop

(garage-band recording is needed for the full effect of a successful skeedle-bop session.)

in short, it is something along the lines of scatting, but not quite as fancy or taken even remotely half as serious.

jessi- "dude, deedle skeebop bop deedle deed"
ashley - "dude yeah! garage band that shit!"
mr. butte- "sunuvabitch this is a classroom. please be silent."
jessi- "you's got a sassy BOWDAY"
ashley- "you ain't neva had a frand like me BOW WOW OW"
jessi- "fast car, on the highway, on the free way, mr. robo-cop"
ashley- "billie-jean is not mah-"
jessi- "dA k0oPsZ!"
ashley- "dude! yo yo yo asholtee mah frand, we go togetha like peanut buttah and jam"
jessi- "DUDE FUCKIN GARAGE BAND THAT SHIT!"
mr. butte- "shut up."
jessi- "BUTTE, FUCKING FLAVA FLAVE!"
ashley- "i'm a little dove gonna cut mah little dove wrists. WHEN DOVES CRY. prince yo mah boyfrand"
jessi- "yo da boss, the king, fa sho"
ashley- "i wanna touch yo boWdaY"
jessi- "mm damn gurl diva senora cross mmm dammnn carbohydrates sumbitch GODDAMNIT DADDY"
ashley- "nice meat-load reference dude.
jessi- "shyea. we need to garage band that shit."
ashley- "ROCK ME AMADEUS"
jessi- "i really miss mah home-ays"
mr. butte- "jesus christ, skeedle-bopping should be outlawed!"
jessi + ashley- "MMM DAMN LOOK AD DAT BEAUT!...LeDewDisz!"

by jessi bittel October 8, 2006