Untied States of America

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.

Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!

by FormerHCer08 March 3, 2011

statesticles

Statistics relating to the testicles or the male genitalia area in general. Also a fun word to say around your friends.

We need to find more statesticles before we can diagnose his genitalia problem.

by chuzi suiternator April 16, 2007

SpaceShake

Spaceshake is the worlds most innovative brand, gracing the world with products such as the Spacetainer, SpaceShakes, Spaceslurp which has launched them to the top of the market

James : Hey Todd
what you doing Saturday I'm gonna order in some SpaceShakes

Todd: Yeah man I've been trying to get hold of some products for 3 months

James: Todd your the plug man

by Brands Certified Global March 14, 2019

storm the United States Capitol

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

statesism

The act of stereotyping another state.

If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.

by JustinBG February 17, 2015

United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.

Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.

by 275Watchman7tre April 21, 2009

In Spades

(Adj) The same. But more so.

At a higher level.

"You were a bit spannered last night, weren't you?"

"In Spades, mate. In Spades"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003