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this is sparta

A statement that, when said, causes you to win a quarrel regardless of how irrational your reasoning is.
Me: "Ok, all bad people start out as babies, right? If our society adopted the idea of regularly eating babies, then there would be no bad people!"
Sarah: "Your fucking insa..(i interrupt)"
Me: "This is Sparta!"
Sarah: "Damn it..."
by Dylan B. June 15, 2007
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THIS IS SPARTA!

Guy 1:"This meme sucks"
Guy 2:"meme?
THIS IS SPARTA!"
by Ankh March 4, 2007
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This is sparta!

Used by Spartans to demonstrate to Persian messengers the first, second, and third laws of motion. Upon kicking the messenger over the ledge, the messenger exerted an equal force back upon the Spartan. At the same time, gravity accelerated him down the seemingly endless hole, and he will continue moving with a high velocity until he encounters the ground and transfers momentum to the ground, equal to his acceleration times his mass.

In reality, the phrase is simply one of the most awesome phrases ever uttered before.

Used in forums or gaming to signify ownage.
You're playing call of duty 4 and kill four people at once with a .50 caliber sniper rifle.

You: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Others: *running away*

You're on a forum and a noob is spamming.

You "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Noob: "Aaaaahhhh........*whump*"

Noob gets banned.
by Someguyfromcrowd September 19, 2009
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THIS IS SPARTA!

the single greatest battle cry in existance. Every time it is heard it brings an un-conditional tear to one's eye. It was spoken by leonidas prior to kicking a messanger in the chest in order to send him sprawling into a well.
1-"This is madness..."
2-"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"
2-*proceed to kick into huge and conveniently placed well*
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This is not Sparta.

A phrase used to indicate that you do not follow the subject of the current conversation.

Optional add-on phrase: I am lost.
C does not watch football.

A: Did you see the game last night?
B: Yeah, it was awesome!
C: This is not Sparta. I am lost.
by AA TTrue GGamer June 28, 2009
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For Sparta

When attempting to commit an act of awesomness a person can shout this for extra emphasis.

Can also mean extreme happiness and awesomeness
Ex. 1YO IMA KILL YOU NIGGA, FOR SPARTA SON!!!!

Ex. 2 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLAY
FOR SPARTA!
by Matt Schenk May 20, 2010
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sparta

Sparta is the unambiguous answer to any "what" question. E.g., "What is two plus two?" "Sparta", "What does that road sign up ahead say?" "Sparta", "What's the quickest way to get to Greece?" "Sparta", etc. In a strictly literal sense, Sparta is the embodiment of all that is epic in the world fused with the awesomeness of Chuck Norris if he were to have a kid with King Leonidas.
Person A, pointing at Bonzai tree: "What is this?"
Person B, picking up Bonzai tree: "This is Sparta."
by FatManMGS2 January 1, 2008
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