Bad Sparkle

An unusually short and fetching dark-haired young vixen (not unlike a mini Wonder Woman) who possesses an otherworldy/unparalleled gleam within her bright, mischievous, ultimately evil eyes. But her heart is as sparklingly pure and ambitious as it is shaded with desire for the other, darker side, which is unquestionably more than meets the casual eye, which is exceedingly unconventional and certainly tasty, but the sneaky bitch does have quite a tendency to f'n cheat at minature golf. She also has hickeys, adorable teenage-like feet, and a pimp. Bad Sparkle.

Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."

by Neralich the ANTI-HERO September 21, 2009

slow your roll, sparkle

telling a very sped person to shut the fuck up

slow your roll, sparkle

by jackbut77 March 7, 2015

sparkling wiggle

A version of "fucking nigger"
From an internet video of a little girl being encouraged by her parents to say "sparkling wiggles" which she then pronuonces as "fucking niggers."
http://emuse. ebaumsworld. com/video/watch/17813

Mother: Say "Get a job , you sparkling wiggle."

Baby Girl: Get a job you fucking nigger!

by fannyhamsteak December 24, 2008

sparkling wiggles

a gentler term used when one wishes to say fucking niggers- based on a home video of a young girl attempting to say "sparkling wiggles" despite a speech impediment that makes it sound as if she is saying "fucking niggers"

New England Broseph: Wow, there sure are a lot of sparkling wiggles in The Bronx.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.

by Giggitygoo December 15, 2008

Sparkle McStalker

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.

I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009

sparkle straight

A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.

I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.

by KhaosMokita December 21, 2022

Twilight Sparkle

The most awesome of the Unicorns in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is purple, pink and all kinds of awesome. Will Tolerate and Love the shit out of you if you hate the show. PONY

Also a mighty druid.

Who's that new pony?
Twilight Sparkle; the most badass unicorn of all time!

by ElkrapsThgiliwt May 16, 2011