spankerchief

(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.

When my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.

by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008

Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

Spanger

A person(usu. a homeless person or young adult) who asks people for spare change for drugs,alcohol,cigarettes,etc...

The spanger stood infront of Wal-Mart and asked for change.

by Tarzan Trent February 14, 2006

Spanger

Combination of the words "Space" and "Ranger". Originally from an edit of the original Toy Story.

"I think the word you're searching for is 'spanger.'"

by blue_jay_way October 28, 2020

Miezbach-Spanker

Unique, hairless, heart horny, rather unhandsome but still adorable Person.

With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.

Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.

Miesbach - Location of first appearance

Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit

"The village girls were barebacked because the Miezbach-Spanker was coming to town."

"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."

by Maj. Miezbach December 18, 2021

spanner

Someone who's a tool

You're such a bloody spanner

by el January 7, 2005