The phenomenon whereby a person's mouth fails to articulate a string of words, to the point where all meaning is lost. The utterance of gibberish whilst perfectly sober. This is a stress induced condition where brain and mouth disengage during an attempt to make a witty comment.
It was the day my grunmadoma errrblummm.
Would you like to fdsjio mran fdhuhop.
You really spumbled your way through that sentence.
Would you spumble that again?
Would you like to fdsjio mran fdhuhop.
You really spumbled your way through that sentence.
Would you spumble that again?
by Greg Freedom November 25, 2009
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Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.
A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)
Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.
A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)
Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
"PARTY"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)
"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"
"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)
"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"
"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
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"Don't go to Vegas, it's such a scamble"
"You're using the slot-machines at the carnival? What a scamble."
Person A: "I'm going to convert all my money into BitCoin!"
Person B: "Dude, that's such a scamble."
"Man, CSGO Lotto is such a scambling site."
"You're using the slot-machines at the carnival? What a scamble."
Person A: "I'm going to convert all my money into BitCoin!"
Person B: "Dude, that's such a scamble."
"Man, CSGO Lotto is such a scambling site."
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