The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.
Note - May require a fat ass.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.
Note - May require a fat ass.
Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
by poo shader October 24, 2010
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rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009
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The bitch is shading meeeeeeeeee.
by confusedbitches January 9, 2019
Get the Shading mug.A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.
You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.
damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.
damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.
by Biznah September 19, 2005
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by SenorChan December 10, 2009
Get the Facey Spacing mug.any abandoned beverage especially/typically occurring after/during a big party...coined by the Beasters of EC Glass High School class of 1990
It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails
It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails
There were a bunch a lighweights at the party last night as indicated by the hundreds of spaldings we had to clean up.
by jcollege May 18, 2009
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The goal is for no one to notice or question you, thus resulting in a free day off.
WARNING: May result in termination from job if caught.
The goal is for no one to notice or question you, thus resulting in a free day off.
WARNING: May result in termination from job if caught.
- Hey man shouldn't you be at work right now?
- No I didn't feel like going, but I don't have any vacation time, so I'm just office spacing
- No I didn't feel like going, but I don't have any vacation time, so I'm just office spacing
by DMacklin June 15, 2009
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