Spadge 

Spadge is the reproductive organ that belongs to the female arachnid more commonly known as a Spadge (spider vag)

"what do you call a spider's vag? That's a Spadge mate."

Spadge by The Armoured Hooligan September 19, 2019

Spadge Dust

the excrement of a spadge, as per "a young fit cadaver"

shit she spilt some spadge dust on me

Spadge Dust by cadaver666 November 6, 2007

Spadge bank 

1. A mans jazz collection.
2. The female genitalia when filled with Semen.

1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'

Spadge bank by Redsoxrichie March 11, 2008

Battered little spadge 

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

Battered little spadge by little sparrow May 16, 2017

cocker spadge 

'Cocker Spadge' is an affectionate term or a lighthearted greating used primarily towards young children by thier older relatives. It is common In North England around the North Yorkshire area.
It is often confused by people not from the area to be an insult. It does not take any meaning from the traditional insult of cock.

1] Someones Gran : Alright Cocker Spadge?
Granchild: Alright Gran.

cocker spadge by J-ames December 21, 2006

Cocker spadge 

It’s an endearing Yorkshire word similar to babe, mate, etc

Orate cocker spadge / chin up cocker spadge

Cocker spadge by Pores May 13, 2021

to get the spadge monkey of your back 

to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension

Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.

to get the spadge monkey of your back by CG May 12, 2004