Spanitard

/noun/ Spanitard, /plural noun/ Spanitard

An offensive term towards Spaniards.
Wordplay for 'Spaniard' and 'Retard'

"I can't understand a single word you're saying. Fucking Spanitard!"

by asianporkchopfromthenorth December 12, 2018

spacebar

The space between words when speaking, so that you can be understood; people that talk too fast and mumble do not use their spacebar. (Credit to comedian Howie Mandel.)

She was so excited and talking a mile a minute, I told her to chill and use her f**king spacebar.

by Mickey Eldooo September 3, 2005

spacebar

1) The social place for Astronauts.
2) A key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn't do much.

"Dude, I am going to Mir."
"Dude, have fun at the spacebar."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

by saska April 3, 2005

Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard

I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!

by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006

Smacktard

A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "smack" to the point where others might conclude that they are mentally challenged individuals (derogatory "tard").

Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!

Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!

by Money$hot July 22, 2004

smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007