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Spaceman

After having sex with a woman (or man), in a bed, the penetrater stands up on the bed prior to climaxing and blows his load in the air (via bouncing), thereby producing a flying semen (spacemen).
Joey:"Yo Johnny, never guess what I did last night."

Bill:"My names Bill.."

Joey:"I did a spaceman to your mother."

Bill:"I don't even know what that is.."

Joey:"It's like when yo.."

Bill:"You're a tool. Shut up faggot."

Joey:"SAD FACE):"
by Smokey Osprey October 23, 2009
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Spacebag

The process in which you take someone's backpack. Empty all its contents, proceed to turn the backpack inside out, put all the afore mentioned contents back into the bag, and zip the zippers back up. Appearing to be a bag for space, there are no straps, and no way to open the bag quickly, so they will have their own Spacebag at least until the next class.
-Dude, did you see Kyle got spacebagged??

-yeah dude, that sucks
by rowls05 March 29, 2010
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Spamerang

noun: a prepaid postage envelope stuffed full of garbage and rubbish being sent back to the spammer who sent it in the first place.
Angry and tired of paying to dispose of her mounting junk mail, she stuffed as much of it as possible into every enclosed prepaid postage evelope creating a spamerang for those who continually send the junk to her.
by Siagiah Karlsson December 10, 2008
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Spaceman

Spaceman: That weird ass kid in your class who fucks wit hentai n shit and who puts on this air of sarcastic superiority to compensate for the fact that he knows no one likes him. He’s completely unaware of anybody’s feelings towards him, does weird shit to make himself look special in order to hopefully get others attention and he’s also unaware that by acting weirder he makes everyone dislike him more. This constant refusal to understand that no one likes him makes him a spaceman, an alien, not of this world.

For instance, Napoleon Dynamite is a spaceman.
-Eric presented his mylittlepony toys to class today.
-God! What a spaceman!
by Cup ‘a’ coffee July 20, 2019
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Spaceman

To invert somebody's backpack while they are unaware of what is happening. Done by taking somebody's back pack while they're not looking, taking out all the books and paper, inverting the backpack, and then reinserting anything that was taken out. The backpack is then placed back where they took it and by the time the person sees it again, everyone will burst out laughing.
I was talking to bob in class, and some asshole spacemanned me.
by Taran A October 9, 2009
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spaceguns

a penis of any size
Minto likes to suck on spaceguns
by Buzz November 15, 2003
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spaceman

by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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