east hampton sorbet

When you take a dump in a box, and send it overseas to the troops. Made popular by Jon Stewart while mocking the governor of Kansas.

When Andrey found out that Donny had joined the army, he immediately sent him an east hampton sorbet

by Davecolarusso January 30, 2008

sorbet porn

soft, soft, soft-core pornography

Telemundo IS sorbet porn

by Bungalow Bill May 28, 2001

Sorbet

A sorbet is when you get a blowjob while sitting on a bidet toilet. The stream of water must hit the butthole while the BJ occurs.

I got a sorbet from a woman at the party.

by Smizzaz December 16, 2017

Sorbians

Small ethnic group located in Germany that speaks a West Slavic language.

You can kiss my big fat Sorbian ass.

by Bleurgh Resurgent January 30, 2005

Sobjob

Getting A Blowjob Whilst The Giver Is Crying (Sobbing)

HENCE
Sobjob

Person1: "Dude, did you trying spanking your wife while having sex like i told you?"

Person2: "Well Yeah, But I Did It A Bit Too Hard. Gave Her A Black Eye, And I Got A Sobjob Cause Of It. I Feel Shit Now"

Person1;"LOLZ@YOU"

by AlexxAKASexx July 6, 2008

latvian sorbet

A latvian sorbet is the act in which a female is tied to a ceiling fan one foot per blade. The fan is turned on high, and at this time three men are standing around her in triangular formation. As the fan spins, she gives all of them blowjobs. Meanwhile, a midget wearing nothing but assless chaps and cut off flannel tshirt slaps her ass at a rapid pace.

"Yo, we gonna pull a latvian sorbet on Shirley tonight?"

"If she's down, dawg."

by xFUNERALx June 22, 2008

Getting Sorboed

a new drinking game for when people watch "Hercules: the legendary journeys." Its called Gettin Sorboed. Every time Kevin Sorbo humiliates any person or groups of persons or monsters or gods, said recipient of the humiliation is said to be "Sorboed." At this point the group of drinkers calls Sorboed, and all must drink, because like Hercules, the said drinkers are required to do their heroic duty. which is to drink when hercules lays down some whoop ass

there can be objections however, if said whoopass was not suffiecient to call the opponent "Sorboed."
examples would be when Kevin Sorbo is knocking around grunts one after one in a fight. Kevin Sorbo does this all the time, it is not grounds for beings "'Sorboed", because the target is not sufficiently important or relevant.
however, if Kevin Sorbo floors 3 or more people, that would be a sufficient Sorbo. Bonus points for "Getting Sorboed" without physical harm being delivered.

by Holycorpse January 31, 2009