Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.
WAITRESS: May I take your order?
PUSSYFACE: What?
WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?
PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
WAITRESS: May I take your order?
PUSSYFACE: What?
WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?
PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013
Get the stoning out mug.Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
Get the Aggressive Spooning mug.by nichosal December 20, 2013
Get the Spooning mug.A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
by Jeff K October 2, 2002
Get the Spooning mug.The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*
by kaldoscope November 13, 2009
Get the stoning mug.Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.
Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!
Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!
by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012
Get the phone spooning mug.The act of spooning with a girl that you want to have sex with. Instead of having sex you try and fight the urge by placing a pillow between you two. It is also called the S&L!
"Last night, I hecka wanted to bang this chick and all we ended up doing was pillow spooning till like 6 am"
by Keith the nice hotel worker May 3, 2014
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