sonic the hedgehog

sonic the hedgehog is a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog with supersonic speed who has days to save to stop dr robotnik (aka eggman). and also it's personally my favorite franchise. (please don't attack me cringe culture)

evan: jack, i finally beat super mario!

jack: dude, forget mario, check out this guy!

*jack then pulls out a blue anthromorphic hedgehog from his backpack*

evan: jack.. who in the f**k is this guy and how long has he been in there?

jack: his name is sonic the hedgehog!

by dagr8estgamer March 4, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

A blue predator, who instead of saving animals prefer eating them. After that he eat a creator of those machines, who very looks like a Eggman. And... he.... kinda like it

"Man do you want to play some Sonic the Hedgehog game?"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"

by FelixLotus November 4, 2022

sonic the hedgehog

the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.

"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"

-sonic the hedgehog

by C. 40 January 5, 2010

Sonic the hedgehog

A Hedgehog that used to be cool, until he went 3D.

In 1993 a cool cartoon actually spawned from the sonic universe, it had a dark plot and everything. Then one day it disapeared. After that and S&K there have been no good ideas.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Old School Gamer: DR. EGGMAN!? WTF!!?

reet: Dr. Eggman is a luser sonic owns him all the time. ZOMG AND SHADOW IS GOING TO HAVE A GUN IN HIS NEXT GAME!! ITS GONA TOTALLY OWN HALO!11

Old School Gamer: I would like to meet the people responsible for this...

by RARRIORZIZORRZFROMHELL12483958034805 September 26, 2005

sonic the hedgehog

Hedgehog in early 1990's cartoon that consumed mass amounts of corn dogs.

Sonic ate all the corn dogs really quickly.

by Hunter May 6, 2005

sonic the hedgehog

Was once the leading character in the greatest gaming series of all time, but has now become nothing more than a cross-platform whore.

Be honest: The original Megadrive masterpieces or the steaming hunks-of-shit that are the new games?

by Nedia March 18, 2005

Sonic The Hedgehog

One of the most coolest game on the Sega Genesis. The fastest hedgehog out there, is blue. Now, Sonic is one of the biggest sell outs now, none of the games are completely how they used to be, though the same reason (Kind of like Mario games). Used to have an old cartoon show but now has a new show on Fox (Forget what the morning block is called), new show = shit, new games = shit.

Sonic was cool, but now he's not.

by Baha May 17, 2005