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Solopipe

All you need in one smoking pipe. It has the lighter built in and a cover for the area with your "tobacco" so it wont fall out when packed. All you do is slide down the cover and click the button for the lighter, inhale and exhale. Simple as that, all you need is one hand.
I didn't even need to find a lighter, it was built into my solopipe
by mizsmilie October 4, 2010
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Somosphere

The somosphere is the sum of all man-made networks, systems, software and hardware required to support virtual identities used in social media and gaming. It combines the words 'somos' (Spanish meaning 'we are') and 'sphere' and describes a completely artificial zone that engulfs much of the Earth. Drawing on a comparison to the biosphere, the somosphere can be seen to have evolved from the need for humans to communicate, moving from a purely verbal form of language to one that could be written, distributed through invention of the printing press, telegraph, radio and TV, and the Internet, to its current state as a global electronic ecosystem that supports virtual life. Unlike the biosphere, the somosphere is not a self-regulating ecosystem, although this aspect is changing with major contributors such as network operators, Internet Service Providers and social media giant Facebook showing reluctance to moderate content or comply with government interference (e.g. to prevent illegal downloading of copyright material). To this end the somosphere has emerged to be representative of the true will of the people, who are (for the most part) unrestricted by physical form, age, gender, social standing, nationality, geographical and geopolitical location, relative and religious influences and taboo. To borrow a quote from Descartes, 'We connect, therefore we are'.
Recent opinion polls have failed to appreciate factors within the somosphere, which could account for their poor performance in predicting the outcome of the Brexit and US Presidential Elections. Such factors include the reliability of statistics based on unqualified accounts; deliberate false accounting; trending within anonymous groups; and media interference. Clearly big-data generated by activity within the somosphere alone is not reliable and, as with grossly overestimated predictions from mixed meteorological data over the effect of global warming, pollsters must rethink the models used when assessing the habits of real people in line with online advertising.
by rippenburn November 12, 2016
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slomopopo

slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.
as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."

as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
by nothinc March 17, 2019
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Classic Somo

A Classic Somo is someone who is too cheap to buy something. A Classic Somo takes cheapness to a whole new level.
That guy is buying bandages from aliexpress ~ Classic Somo
by Prunetesh April 19, 2017
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Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.
Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.
by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009
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a little sompin' sompin

"Something" the speaker prefers to leave un-said -- usually a reference to drugs or sex..
So you have a little sompin' sompin' to get you in the mood for the party?
by Tawny Pincus October 15, 2008
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Somepony

A play on the phrase "someone", where "one" is replaced with "pony". Used by the characters in My Little Pony and is also commonly used by bronies.
Has somepony seen the new episode of MLP?
by Haloya August 1, 2012
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