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Solitaire

1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker
I have to go play solitaire now...
by Katie March 30, 2004
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Solymar

Solymar is the most beautiful , caring , funny , unique girl you will ever meet. She is awesome at playing the fluTe she loves sports and she loves animals , especially birds. Solymar is very unique she cares about our world. She loves her familY and friends . She is a good person to be around with.
Solymar you are a good caring person.
by Subef August 4, 2017
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naked solitaire

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.
by Philip Norvell January 4, 2006
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solitary moments

a state which a person prefers or wants to be alone
Ej is in the state of solitary moments, He wants to be left alone.
by lancelot_ej January 30, 2008
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Solitaire porn

The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background
Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn
Man 2:Allow that
by Bobby-bastard April 24, 2008
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solitaire

The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.
You assholes ditched me. I ended up playing solitaire seventeen times.
by Orpheus II July 17, 2006
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solitary confinement

Being stuck by yourself either by force or by your own volition. Heaven to introverts, and hell to extroverts.
My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!
by ucluelet harbor December 22, 2008
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