solomon shuffle

visiting all of your teachers on the tuesday before grading closes to turn in every assignment that was due that quarter.

He's doing the Solomon Shuffle, he still has to visit Lowry to turn in 3 labs and Ms. Lutz to turn in 2 essays before 3:29

by frank mcsmucker December 3, 2021

Solomon Williams

The real Solomon Williams is a bit more of a genius who seldom drinks Guinness. He always puts an 's' on the end of 'it' if it's appropriate. He is aware that 'illegal' and 'money' aren't proper nouns and therefore shouldn't be capitalized except at the beginning of a sentence. He also knows the difference between loose and lose. Knows the difference between hacking and simply using the internet.

Damn that Solomon Williams understands proper grammar.

Yes I do.

by Pete9870987 October 18, 2013

salmoned

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

by Rhino88 August 10, 2010

Solomon

To cut or slice something in half.

pizza "That slice was too large - I solomoned it."

"I went all solomon on that shit so I could share it with my friend."

by WiseOldKing October 23, 2009

Solomon Religious

When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.

Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..

by Joshy Poo23 January 30, 2009

solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008