Nebraska Soft Serve

A subset of the famed cleveland steamer, a Nebraska Soft Serve is the act of defecating on the chest of one's sexual partner after undergoing a strict diet of nothing but corn for at least three days prior to intercourse.

Thanks to that new all-corn weight loss diet she's on, my girlfriend gave me my first ever Nebraska Soft Serve last night!

by popandstreud April 14, 2010

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Chocolate soft serve

When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.

My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.

by Ingleburt Humperdink November 16, 2007

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Soft Serve

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

" How did it go with Phil last night?"

"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."

by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010

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Soft-Serve

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.

Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.

by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012

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arabian soft serve

when a person poops a soft poopy on your head in a swirl formation to make a soft serve like figre of poop. the swirl also looks like a turbin that arabs have traditionally wore throughout the generations.

"dude whats on your head? did you get arabian soft served?"

by blaghweechaka January 26, 2010

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