Socard

When you sock become hard after a man cums in it

Jimmy you need to wash your Socard

by Ravengaspabigdick September 2, 2022

sofari

A nature-observation adventure dat is a huge distance away from your own stompin' grounds.

Wif da wealth of TV programs and DVDs showing da lovely splendor of faraway lands dat are available nowadays, why take da time and expense to make a sofari to Africa, when you can just "watch it at home" for free?

by QuacksO December 17, 2022

Sofar

when your non-muslim friend says islamic things like
"i feel Sofar from gah-ad right now..." and climbs back into the islamic tradition of her ancestors
mortified by western culture on the internet and fear economics of islam, she saddles with an old man
and leaves her dream of dating and converting the white christian men behind

Jasmine - "I feel Sofar from God dad"
Jafar - "Yes ku-futer-bup, my darling, Allah forgives you, come come, Allah will find you a nice Muslim Brother."
Jasmine - "I feel Sofar from home."
Jafar - "I am Sofa King happy! My daughter is home, God is good! Praise Allah!"

by stupid_idiot_piss_fart August 7, 2023

Mental Sotardation

A person with a mental deficiency beyond any humanly normal retard levels.

This is a severe case of mental sotardation.

by black_dude October 23, 2012