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Pink Sock Puppet

A person who has a pink sock from puppetting pro-Russian propaganda.

A Commie Pinko or a cheerleader for Vladmir Putins war crimes against humanity.
Elon Musk is a Pink Sock Puppet. Daddy Vladdy's all in that ass up to his armpit.
by Man Of iLL Repute October 11, 2022
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cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011
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Purple Sock Puppet

Despite many aspects that teenagers could have on this phrase, a Purple Sock Puppet is short for PSP, or Playstation Portable.
Dude can I borrow your purple sock puppet for our football trip?
by *69TIGER69* March 21, 2009
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chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.
by lykaboss August 2, 2011
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Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.
I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
by str84yahed August 2, 2016
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nigerian sock puppet

a sexual term to describe epic gamers
by Bangboiiiiii February 23, 2020
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Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
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