Spunkstaneously

Spontaneous spunking

Mathieu's boyfriend spunkstaneously jizzed on his back while he was asleep.

by Wairau October 19, 2018

spunkshwey

That thing women do in pornographic films when the men finish on their faces and they play with it all weird and obsessively and eventually end up swallowing it.

I watched a sweet porn vid last night, there was an extra long spunkshwey scene at the end, it was almost too much, borderline gross.

by Rangton June 1, 2016

snunkey

snake-monkey,i.e Ashley. skinny like a snake, climbs like a monkey. also used to label others of this description.

man, look at snunkey-boy scale that cliff!

by Granny W August 26, 2007

SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.

Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.

by lancasterlool February 5, 2020

skunks

When playing the game soccer tennis

u call skunks before the game starts.

that means whoevers winning 3 nothing..like a shutout automatically wins. even if ur playing up to 5, win by 2. but some1s winning 3-0...then they automatically win.

k?

Donny D-I call skunks man.

Jimmy C-noooo..no skunks

by cwiseff July 16, 2006

Snunkin

Getting a blumpkin while wearing a snuggie

Dude made her give me a snunkin, put her head under my snuggie.

by ZombieBillyM@ys December 28, 2009

Skunksville, USA

This is my word I use to denote your typical college town USA with its pretentious artsy-fartsy liberal crowds. Examples of the middle-class stolidity and complacency, many of Skunksville, USA denizens consider themselves writers and artists.
They have too much time at their hands.

Professor Leo Spritzer is such a respected memeber of the University of Skunksville's liberal arts department.

by Lorenzo November 5, 2003