While on your back, multiple jerkoff ejaculations in a short period of time onto your chest thus blanketing yourself with a thick white coating.
Optional additional action
1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.
2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.
Optional additional action
1: call up a parent and tell them you are closed for the day.
2: place a toy school bus on your chest to simulate it getting stuck in the snow.
by Hollywood Chan January 15, 2010
A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.
We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!
by notrpi April 07, 2010
The unfortunate return to reality and actual work after the unbelievable feeling of ecstasy and rest of a snowday. Symptoms include incredible drowsiness, inability to concentrate during any classes, vomiting, and lost love for snow.
Also when snow goes from magical unexpected holiday bringer to annoying water that turns into black ice which makes you fall on your ass.
Also when snow goes from magical unexpected holiday bringer to annoying water that turns into black ice which makes you fall on your ass.
Ex 1: Principal- Mr. Dawson, you have displayed an inability to concentrate today. You've been sent to my office for falling asleep in class, what could lead to such a disgraceful lack of work ethic?
Dude- Considering I spent a blissful day away from you and your hack teacher's asses yesterday, today was a bit of a tiring drag. In my defense its snow day hangover.
Ex 2:
Dude doing a presentation- "YAWN"
People watching- Another victim of snow day hangover...
Dude- Considering I spent a blissful day away from you and your hack teacher's asses yesterday, today was a bit of a tiring drag. In my defense its snow day hangover.
Ex 2:
Dude doing a presentation- "YAWN"
People watching- Another victim of snow day hangover...
by el hombre 123 March 01, 2010
When a college student or young adult gets drunk in hopes that their school will be canceled based on a snow day.
The forecast calls for 4 inches of snow, let's play snow day roulette in hopes that class is canceled tomorrow and get drunk!
by TissyC April 01, 2011
When the night before, you have an assignment you didn't finish for school, and the news says that it is going to snow that night. You don't believe them, but then next morning you look out that window and everything is covered in white.
by shaolin Masta February 26, 2009
v. When one chugs their alcoholic beverage in celebration, due to the fact that school is cancelled the following day because it's a MOTHER FUCKING SNOW DAY!
n. A smoke-show who would not be at the bar on a normal weekday, but due to the fact that there's a snow day will be in attendance.
n. A smoke-show who would not be at the bar on a normal weekday, but due to the fact that there's a snow day will be in attendance.
I just got the Cougar Alert that there's a snow day tomorrow, time to snow day slam this beer.
Upon receiving the Cougar Alert that class was canceled tomorrow, i immediately ran to the fridge and snow day slammed a coldie.
"Dude, I saw you take home that snow day slam last night; well done."
Upon receiving the Cougar Alert that class was canceled tomorrow, i immediately ran to the fridge and snow day slammed a coldie.
"Dude, I saw you take home that snow day slam last night; well done."
by Miles, Michael, and Austin January 28, 2014
When a school district calls off school expecting a snow storm, when you don't even get a flake and are able to just take a day off.
by ANNONNNYYYMOUSSS January 25, 2009