lap snorkler

A person who is well known for giving oral sex to men.

I heard your mom is a lap snorkler!

by BenKenobi April 29, 2004

The Official Snorkler

A man ejaculates into a scuba snorkel while their partner sucks the cum through the mouth piece. It is recommended that the partner doing the sucking wears goggles. For optimal pleasure, underwater conditions are ideal.

Instead of sucking air, I did the official snorkler!

by mark twains hardballz August 3, 2009

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

Snorklespat

A non-word word, more like a anti-non-noise noise

Snorklespat went the skibidat when it chorklebaffed on the dippydoo.

by TheUnfunnyDoofus August 14, 2023

butt snorkeler

1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.

1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.

by Mad Max9991 October 6, 2016

doosh snorkerler

one who snorkerles in doosh

Dude...what a doosh snorkerler

by Wouldn't You Like To Know December 7, 2003

snorkler

A person who always sucks up and kisses the bosses butt, therefore they require snorkling gear to continue breathing.

That Gary is such a snorkler.

by bangem June 17, 2003