Snooki

(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.

I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.

by playconn February 3, 2010

Fly Snooking

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.

Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.

by Sic Wills September 6, 2008

snookie poof

a bump on the top of the head that is about 6-8 inches long. its is made out of hair and worn by tacky people (don't worry tacky can be good! :D). it is made out of hair and is secured by a clip.

whoa. did you see her snookie poof?

by snookiepoof=interesting December 28, 2010

Shookith

When you are just so shook

When Becky and Jake started dating...I was Shookith!

by YSoSalty September 2, 2017

snookie

A rat-like creature that only hungers for having sex and drinking beer. Speaks in broken english and repeatedly uses the word smush for sex. Last seen on the Jersey Shore

snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!

by truthseer November 23, 2011

Snookirella

Descriptive term derived from the base words, "Snooki" and "Stella".

A loud, obnoxious woman, usually of limited intellectual capacity, whose primary concerns are partying, getting drunk and being the center of attention.

Your snookirella cousin just called asking for bail.

I can't believe they invited that snookirella!

by redPooka April 21, 2011

Snookie Punch

Snookie Punch is when a girl gets sucker punched in the face..

Guy 1" Dude me and Johhny Bottleservice were at the club and this bitch got Snookie Punched"

by The Tan-gent December 10, 2009