Sextating

The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."

We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.

by tinadonn September 26, 2012

phone sext

Another way to describe the act of having phone sex through "text" messages.

I still can't believe the incredible "phone sext" I had with my new friend the other night.

Our text messaging "phone sext" was better than being together in person.

by black queen May 11, 2010

sextasy

mixing viagra and ectasy

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Sexting

Verb
Sex - Texting
The act of sending another party photos of animals over text message. The other party then has to guess the sex of the animal.

Boy: Hey, you wanna sext?
Girl: Yes
Boy: * sends picture of a zebra*
girl: This is a hard one, maybe i don't want to sext.
Boy: that's okay, sexting isn't for everyone

by pastaprincess June 16, 2014

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

by Sextarded March 25, 2009

America's Next Top Hooker

This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.

I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.

by Brymlee November 14, 2012

sextant

an astronomical object used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the altitudes of sun,moon,and stars.

In outings of astronomy class, that queer teacher took students on the ship and made them calculate distance between sea and sky by using sextant.

by purinsy October 18, 2008