Smurfed

To ejaculate in ones hair therefore creating a little smurf's hat. It should be white. If it comes out Papa Smurf colour, see a doctor.

Whilst enjoying fellatio my new spouse esposed a fetish for semen in her hair. So I smurfed her.

by kevin forever May 28, 2006

Smudged

when you rub your hand on your pussy or ass and then rub your hand in your partner's face

my boyfriend was getting on my nerves so i smudged him

by haynbowla July 20, 2010

Smugged

When a person who is unhappy brings down someones good mood with a disparaging, smug or negative comment.

To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.

I was at the office today telling Kelly about my promotion when Doug walked in on the conversation. Instead of congratulating me or anything he just walked up with his black rain cloud hanging over him and proceeded to lord HIS promotion over me and tell me how much more hes getting paid then I am.
I felt like I had gotten Smugged by his negativity.

by richardslinger September 4, 2010

Smurfed

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

by verberator July 19, 2010

Smurfed

To be owned.

You got smurfed!

by The Q September 12, 2003

Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".

What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.

by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009

smurfed

To turn something blue, like laundry.

Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.

by perishable517 May 20, 2005