smult

Smult = a whore,slut,tramp,and etc. Its similar to saying slut. for example : some people say sexy while others might say smexy. its the same, just different spellings!

That smult just took my boyfriend.
x
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wow, she's such a whore.

by ZombiexMuffin December 2, 2007

smeltling

1. Small felks of poo, often left on someones chest after a goood rump in the sack.
Plural: Smeltlings
2. Crude word for chocolate blobs.

1. Honey those smeltlings you left my were nice and round.
2. Jesus, that was one big smeltling!
OR
God these smeltlings taste naste.

by Man in the corner September 17, 2003

smeltling

freeing a dirty bum rat on your ho's chest after banging her.

1. I dropped a smeltling on this ho after i knocked her up last night.

2. "lick up that smeltling."

by smeltlinglover September 23, 2003

smutloop

A literary condition in which the reader can't get past the good sex scenes in a book and prefers rereading them rather than continuing on with the story. In its most severe and debilitating form, the reader is interested only in the sex scenes and the supporting plot is completely ignored. By extension, this term is now applied to movies as well.

I got stuck in a smutloop with that latest Rachel Gibson book and I never finished it.

by R. DeLapin October 27, 2010

Smultsey

First used on an episode of the The Simpsons. Used to describe an overly lovey emotional state. Its like having a period and watching chick flicks. Its the ending to every family movie and family oriented sit com. Its fucking disgusting.

"What a smultsey ending." This would be declared as the family resolves all their issues in a comedic way. Like Sara had her first period, but the show ends with some cheesy routine joke to take ur mind off the drama. Just watch any ending to Everybody Loves Reymond and you'll understand.

by tomcoll80 October 4, 2011

Smulligan

The act of having sex a second time after either poor performance during or lack of memory of the first encounter. A sexual "do-over."

"Wow. I swear that never happens to me. Smulligan?"

-or-

*YAWN "Oh .. hello ... who are you? We did what? I see. I don't remember that, can I have a smulligan?"

by Mopedkiller December 27, 2011

SMUTLUV

Strong Men Unafraid To Love Unicorns Visibly

Larry is into SMUTLUV as long as it's real Medeival and more traditional unicorns and not My Little Pony.

by The Greatly Annoyed Trixie November 16, 2012