butter smuggler

When a man does not wash after coitus, and walkes around with a chotch full of love juices.

Max from TMZ is a butter smuggler.

by Larito Longlove December 26, 2011

cum smuggler

A person who is willing to hold jizzum in their rectal cavity to cross international lines, which is illegal to take biological matter to other counties. This is a big biz in S.E Asia.

Wow, if you did'nt know him you would think munch is a big cum smuggler

by joey k February 10, 2005

muff smuggle

When a woman hides something in her vagina to transfer illegal goods to another place.

Mary Jane muff smuggled her weed when she flew from Seattle to Tucson.

by Masnatseoj March 16, 2012

yo-yo smuggler

A woman with tight pants on.

A woman who has a cameltoe.

Wow! She must be a yo-yo smoggler!

by Cleef August 28, 2005

Pumpkin Smuggler

A woman with breasts so outrageously large, she appears to be smuggling pumpkins beneath her blouse.

Jeremy:"Check out the chick in produce, Dude! Total pumpkin smuggler!"

Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"

by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011

pickle smuggler

An adjective that describes homosexual men, ass-pirates, queers, Barrett, Wolfy, or any man going by this name. Putting the pickle (also see: cock) in any body orphus, especially the mouth or anus cavity. Lubricants such as warming jelly, super-wet, or saliva will do. The smuggling may occur while another man in unconscience or sleeping.

Barrett slipped something in that man's drink because he is a pickle smuggler.

by pickle smuggler September 18, 2005

balloon smuggler

A woman with big breasts under a tight shirt giving the impression of ballons being smuggled

hey dude check out that balloon smuggler over there....lets tag her

by adam April 6, 2005