Smooch Plates

A childish version of the vagina.

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.

by Puddi.... December 17, 2008

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Pickle smooch

A person kissing a penis

Johnathan is a pickle smooch.

by Smok710 February 19, 2019

Montana Smooch

When two people spread their butt cheeks really wide apart and try to touch their butt holes together.

Hey Bill, take your pants off and spread your cheeks I want to try and give you a Montana Smooch.

by Top knot December 8, 2019

Hershey smooch

When you eat your partner's ass and kiss them immediately after

"Hey wanna go back to my place, I wanna give you a Hershey smooch."

by brandinivalid February 22, 2019

Pooch Smooch

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.

Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.

by BadAtty September 10, 2022

cock smooch

when you kiss a guys dick

by anon January 31, 2003