jussie smollette

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.

Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette

by Juissy Smallsette April 6, 2019

Smollett Effect

When the existing data doesn't support your narrative so you attempt to falsely create data that fits your need.

Did you see on the news they said weed is 5 times deadlier than meth? Man what a Smollett Effect.

by Yeetleskeet November 4, 2019

smollettry

Faking self-harm — associated with race, religion, or gender — to generate outrage and sympathy. Crying wolf to generate unwarranted minority victim status.

The man's smollettry, consisting of secretly spray painting racist graffiti on his own garage, created an outpouring of sympathy for him, and outrage by those opposed to bigotry.

by Ivanna Culito February 21, 2019

Smollett

When you pay two guys to beat you up while you perform auto erotic asphyxiation with a noose. Most pay a little more so that at the point of maximum pleasure the guys performing the beat-down yell, "This is MAGA Country" and pour bleach on you.

Hey did you hear Jessie treated himself to a Smollett for the season premier of Empire? He said it was great, but ruined a good pair of jeans with the bleach.

by Bradtasm March 26, 2019

Smollett

To get away with a crime by having attorneys sell their souls for you, by acting disturbingly arrogant while professing innocence, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, and by using your fame as a weapon.

O.J. smolletted, fooled a group of ignorant jurors even though he killed two people, and hid out on a golf course for many years. Jussie smolletted but still thought he'd have a career and be able to show his face in public.

by NormanConquest March 26, 2019

juicy smollett

A person who genuinely believes that their “shit doesn’t stink.” Once this person realizes that every other single person around them finds the smell of their shit does in deed smell absolutely horrid, the offender quickly attempts and with very poor acting skills to shift the blame elsewhere.

My friend Jessie farted in the elevator and tried blaming me. He’s a real “juicy smollett.”

by Bravowhiskey April 18, 2022

Smollett

Hate Crime Hoax.

Jack, "You see that some white cadet wrote "Go Home Nigger" on that black Air Force cadet's door?"

Ralph, "Seriously dude? Almost 100% of these hate crimes are Smollett's."

by An Fírinne Hurts April 16, 2019