1. One who makes up a word when they can't think of a suitable one, or combines two or more words into a single word, or bastardises words: eg. occupated in place of occupied.
2. The ability to disbelieve anything quoted about yourself, even if it's been written down as you've said it.
3. the ability to consume vast quanities of food without throwing up.
2. The ability to disbelieve anything quoted about yourself, even if it's been written down as you've said it.
3. the ability to consume vast quanities of food without throwing up.
so your order is: two 1/2lb burgers, two tortilla wraps, a 16" mexicano pizza, mixed kebab and a large fish...you're doing a sminja
by Lloth July 31, 2003
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Ben "That guy that sold me those E's, they weren't E's. I've been Sminted"
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That guy that works at faded rose 10 hours a week who gathers half eaten steaks and begs rides home offers you the left over soup of the day...hes such a smindridge.
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