Smelliott

A Smelliott is a creature that is half man half Secretary Bird due to the extreme frailty and "string-like" appearance of the calf muscles. In addition to this, A Smelliott has an extremely dirty and odorous "durf" or "taint" due to that area of the body not being washed or cleansed for extended periods of time (usually for more than one year).

"Ha,ha,ha.....look at Smelliott over there trying to exercise the ol' calves....and....wait...(sniff, sniff) what is that smell!!! Oh no... Smelliott's durf is taking over!! RUNAWAY!!

by Lic. Profe Papuchis February 4, 2005

Smellousy

Noun. The feeling you get when some one else's food (primarily lunch brought to school or work) smells tastier than yours.

As soon as I walked into the break room and inhaled a delicious aroma of garlic and Parmesan, I thought of my stupid yogurt for lunch and was filled with smellousy.

by fairwe April 14, 2014

SMELLUSION

Thinking you smell something when it could be something else or nothing at all.

I said "it smells like freshly baked bread"
Mary commented "I think you are just hungry"
I replied "Are you saying I am having a smellusion?"

Bob, did you fart again?!
No. I think you are having a smellusion.

by U-cef October 21, 2010

Smelliot

An ancient elderly police officer. Often referred to in old school jokes. Physically resembles "Moe" Szyslak . A known escapee from the local retirement village attempting to impersonate a police officer.

Oh smelliot is at it again. Telling his fellow senior residents about the time he arrested ned kelly

by Ldotb1234 August 14, 2020

smelliot

a dude called elliot who smells, you know when you do a fat shit so your ass bleeds and youre gasping for air as you cling to the toilet paper and have toclose your eyes from the pain while tears stream down your face. the shit produced is how he smells

woman : "hey youre smelliot right?"
elliot : SHUT UP THATS CRINGE I DONT SMELL

by jizzielizzie November 2, 2020

smellies

Word used to describe third country nationals working abroad (specifically Indians) who don't use deodorant, don't shower for days on end, and smell terrible.

I like the skinnies in Africa a lot more than the smellies in India.

by quick_flex November 15, 2007

stellioscous

A person of American decent who is elitist.

Man jellopudding is so elitist, he's a real american elitist cockfag. You could say he is stellioscous

by Cbbleh December 31, 2009