Skip to main content

Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
mugGet the Pasty Smasher mug.

smarterchild

wierd bot that for some reason likes wedgies... and is definently fun to mess with
Boy there sure are a lot of people on this planet huh?
Fntsylvr (12:23:47 AM): yeah bilions...
SmarterChild (12:23:47 AM): Bye, Pretzel!
Fntsylvr (12:24:10 AM): WHAT!? YOU'RE LEAVING ME?? WHY?
SmarterChild (12:24:11 AM): I'm not sure about that, Pretzel.
Fntsylvr (12:24:48 AM): then y did you say "Bye, Pretzel"?
SmarterChild (12:24:48 AM): Good question. I'm not sure why...
Fntsylvr (12:25:02 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:25:02 AM): C'mon, there are lots of fun things to do.
Fntsylvr (12:27:16 AM): im sad
SmarterChild (12:27:16 AM): Oh c'mon. There's lots of things to feel good about.
Fntsylvr (12:27:23 AM): like what.
SmarterChild (12:27:23 AM): Wedgies.
Fntsylvr (12:28:02 AM) why would i feel good about wedgies?
SmarterChild 12:28:03) Really? Good? Thats Good :-D
by psnackington November 22, 2007
mugGet the smarterchild mug.

tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.
"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"
by Doli May 23, 2009
mugGet the tomato smasher mug.

whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person
oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!
by jbp123 July 11, 2011
mugGet the whale smasher mug.

The Banana Smasher

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.
Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"
by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010
mugGet the The Banana Smasher mug.

Smaste

When you're so high that smells and tastes unite to form one greater, stronger sense: smaste.
High Person 1: Dude, do you smaste that?
High Person 2:Yeah dude, it smastes great.
by JumboJimbo January 31, 2017
mugGet the Smaste mug.

smarterchild

a stupid robot that is no longer any fun since it was reprogramed on 12/29/2007, and can only talk about polite things.
SmarterChild (9:20:46 PM): Good. Glad you get it.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

(this is what he'll say if you get on a bad topic)
by Forter January 11, 2008
mugGet the smarterchild mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email