smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Smarties

When a ladies nipples are erect under her shirt and it looks as though she has placed 2 smarties under it.

"hey! Looks like your smuggling some smarties!"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"

by *Francis* June 15, 2007

Smartie Snorter Syndrome

Also called the "Triple S" Smartie Snorter Syndrome are side affects exspirenced after snorting a whole smartie. Side Effects include mainly: Dizziness and a itchy nose.

"dude I just snorted a whole pack of smarties. Im gonna be on the Triple S soon"

"Yea man im gonna have Smartie Snorter Syndrome"

by ZAGonZIG January 7, 2013

Smartie Challenge

To consume 2000 calories (80 rolls) worth in Smarties alone in a short span.

First bro - That frat boy puked trying to accomplish the Smartie Challenge.

Second bro - What a bitch, he only got through 47 packs. He still had 33 left.

by Booz January 10, 2013

smarties

Street name for Adderall, or amphetamine salts.

The drug and the candy look similar, but the drug actually makes you smart.
--Started by S.C. from Philly

"Yo lemme cop a smarty off you, tryna ace these finals."
"I like takin smarties when I drink, makes me feel invincible"

by steevcee November 4, 2015

smarties

Plural of Smarty

a bunch of smarties
Today i met with a group of tech smarties at the mall.

by Kessy Asuamah February 9, 2017

Smarties

Colorful candy great for smoking and getting high with friends at church camp.

Me: Hey Sam! Wanna go smoke some smarties with me?

Sam: I don’t know, I don’t wanna get caught by pastor Joe..

by LitFAM1719 May 5, 2018