A smart and often pithy nugget of wisdom, e.g., "it's better ta burp n' taste it, than fart n' waste it!"
You think yer all fancy dancy with yer big ol' werds an' 'em smarley sayins! But y' ain' got na seven kids n' my sweet ass '88 Ford Bronco! Or a mullet that's got it's own mullet! Get outta 'ere, y' fuckin' city boy faggot! Go drink yer capachinos or whatever a' hell you n' yer faggot friends drink! Learnin's queer.
by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013
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if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
by oxhannahxo February 4, 2007
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by Dupper March 27, 2009
Get the smarlen mug.A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
by HalloweenShadow September 23, 2005
Get the Stapler mug.Used in statistics when there is not enough data to make a conclusion. It has two major uses:
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.
1. Person 1: Jeff Francoeur is a good hitter! Look at what he did in 2005!
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)
by Philliesfan311 December 20, 2008
Get the Small Sample Size mug.Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
by boratfan1 October 18, 2010
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