smackless

To do something in an utterly tasteless manner. Cheap tacky way of trying to look good but failing dismally.

Their interior decoration was smackless,

He looked smackless on the ski slopes.

by Nick Lubner January 2, 2015

Smackyphobia

You may be wondering, what in poops name is SMACKYPHOBIA
well... it is...
The Fear That...
Someone
May

Actually
Come

Kill
You

Hey B! Do you have Smackyphobia? Yo! me too! Most people do!

by Smackylacky May 24, 2021

Gobble Smackle

A slang word for a penis.

"He slid his Gobble Smackle in slowly."

by vixqan May 21, 2023

tacky smacky

when a male wips out his penis and ejaculates on the females face while she is sleeping and smacks her with his dick.

tom: SURPRISE BITCH. happy birf`day. it`s a tacky smacky
ellen: that was rude!

by Stew23 June 28, 2010

smackeye

A person with the eyes of a junkie. By curious coinsidence, also commonly found to have a cheesedick.

Briggsy ur a smackeye

by . November 20, 2006

smacky

To Smacky is to slap your cock around with the aim of creating self-pleasure, but you do it because you're angry at your penis for being gay.

1. He got a boner from watching Christian Bale undress, so he began to smacky his dick immediately.

2. "Dude, I found out I was gay last night, so I smackied my chode for hours."

by TRONICUS August 17, 2009

smackmyassliikethedrum

my favorite mooty wooty patooty on toktok 😱😱🥺

“have you heard of smackmyassliikethedrum?”
“ew wtf..”

by funkyfrdaynight August 18, 2021