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slouch

one who dresses bad, looks bad, and is a social outcast. One who performs badly with the opposite sex and wears torn up clothes. Is good at nothing and enjoys his weekends sitting at home
Stop playing your gameboy your such a slouch!
You wear that same sweatshirt everyday ur just a sloch
Look at that slouchy shirt your wearing...where did u get it K-Mart
Your such a slouch...you have scored 0 points this season
Your the biggest slouch i know...you sit at home and watch tv all day
by JPotts December 28, 2005
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Slush-punched

a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.
I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.
by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015
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Wocky Slush

Slush that is wocky. Occasionally bleeds.
Dang, he got dat wocky slush.
by Morbidlyabeast December 10, 2020
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slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.
1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.
by MC? April 2, 2011
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Slouche

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.
My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!
by KiefSand September 28, 2011
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slush friend

A slush friend is a person who you Aquaint yourself with who is always doing something wrong and thinks they're better friends with you then they are.
Wow look at Sam with her moldy bread, she's such a slush friend.

Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying
by Slushfriend June 5, 2016
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trans slouch

The act of a transgender male curving his shoulders forward to try to disguise his chest, causing him to lose height and have a curved back.
Man, Daniel looks shorter..must be the trans slouch.
by ryukieroway November 8, 2014
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