Slowvo

A very expensive, unreliable and poorly built car that drives like a truck despite being car sized. Also known as “Volvo”.

Call the tow truck, my slowvo broke down again

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 17, 2023

Slowful

Sluggish, slow in nature

I wanted to get my car today, but the mechanic was acting all slowful.

by Matthew Peters May 23, 2003

slowface

Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.

"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."

by The Bros October 11, 2004

Slowjob

A slowjob is an extremely slow blow job where it can take up to an hour to cum.

The shortened word for slowjob is slowie.

Hey girl, give me a slowjob, because I am way to horny for a blowjob.

by RUAIRIWILLIAMS July 10, 2017

Slewfoot

Doing a Brad marchand

That little shit Brad Marchand slewfooted me last night

by hog riderrrrrrr June 9, 2019

racial slowdown

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.

Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.

by B. Q. November 7, 2006

slowjoe

a joe that is slow (Slowjoe). Also has been known to be slower than a regular joe. Can be found in sub-urban areas in southern New Jersey, often Tuckahoe. PLays Paintball, Lacrosse, and the drums (usually very slowly). Often found anteeking in his natural habitat.

Joe Scrocca, a mild mannered, supple boy of the tender age of 7. like taking candy from strangers and eating.Slowjoe

by slowjoe15 May 9, 2006