southington

Centrally located Connecticut town where the majority of kids go to skewl for no other reason than bc they have to. Bc of this reason they choose to get as fucked up as possible before attending(getting really high, piss-ass drunk, etc) Other students attend only to sell drugs also(providing the addicts fix while @ skewl). Southington has everything... drugs...sluts...wiggers...and mother fuckin John Sample.(is he true or just urban myth? you figure it out) It's also been discovered that this town is more picky about their quality of drugs than any other city/town that I've lived in. We also smoke more blunts of fluffy dank nuggets than anyone.

Richest poor kids live in this town and become drug addicts off mommy and daddy's money. Come join us! Won't you?

by mUtHa FuCkIn JoHn SaMpLe January 11, 2004

Southington

Southington, where your kid learns how many grams are in an ounce =P

we actually have 3 mcdonalds... 1 on west street

by jgrmeister December 12, 2003

slothing around

def;- an act of just lazying around, an act of indolence , moving around clumsily or lazily.

: I was actually busy with other things, not just slothing around..

: I did nothing worthwhile today, just spent the day slothing around..

by prisociologist March 15, 2011

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021

salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

by virginmary69 April 11, 2019

Southington

Drugs*R*Us ... Drug town 101 ...

Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ...

by ouy kcuf December 14, 2003